It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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