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And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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