apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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