She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I forget how to act sober
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