I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I love having hate sex.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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