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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now

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(305): View more from Florida

Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:

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(914): View more from New York

threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?

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(443): View more from Maryland

You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!

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(509): View more from Washington

no you're not allowed back

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night

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(952): View more from Minnesota

She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.

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(708): View more from Illinois

No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.

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