Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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