We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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