anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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