Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
do nipples grow back?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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