we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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