I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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