He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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