i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
This is the high leading the old right now
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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