Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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