I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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