Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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