We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
either way he was missing a nipple.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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