She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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