Your tits are I can't wait for
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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