To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And then my night got REAL pukey
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
he just fucked me for my cheese.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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