can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Couch. On fire.
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