she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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