we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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