I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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