is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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