What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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