So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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