no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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