Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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