We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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