I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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