my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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