I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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