I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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