We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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