sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
