guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Green mimosas i think yes
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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