Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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