So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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