Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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