Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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