do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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