so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize