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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I pour the whiskey from now on
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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