How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
