So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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