u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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