I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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