is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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