I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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