You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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