if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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